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# damn - now the portland bill song is stuck in my head
come with me, over the rolling sea,
while the weather's calm and still.
We'll have some fun and laughter with the adventures... of portland Bill.

edit: and 'ning
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:40, archived)
# ha ha!
why is there such a sad face after your sig....?

:)
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:41, archived)
# because you tell me off all the time
and childline told me to fuck off. They said 27 doesn't count as being a child.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:42, archived)
# ah...
*Gives some Motherly love*
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:43, archived)
# isn't that why they sent Daddy away?
*bends over*

edit: actually I'm going for a coffee instead
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:44, archived)
# just had my first of the day
think i may need another though
i start a proof reading course in 30mins
and i think i'm going to struggle keeping my eyes open...
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:49, archived)
# it is a great coffee
and I have got a chocolate croissant too.

The others in my office will be pissed off when they come in a smell it, then they will have to go and buy one too, then they will offer to get me another. mmmmmm
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:55, archived)
# bwah-ha-aaaah!
everything is going ahead according to plan!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:55, archived)
# yep
they should be arriving any min

*rubs hands in anticipation*

edit: the lid of my coffee cup says
"Benders
Caution Contents Hot"

how rude
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:57, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:06, archived)
# i guess your death has something to do with it.
how is death 3.1 nowadays, is it still awkward to handle?
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:43, archived)
# it's ok
i made sure i scored 100,000 and got that 1up i always wanted
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:48, archived)
# my parents still don't realise the psychological damage
they did to me when they told me we were off to visit portland bill.

Fucking gutted.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:42, archived)
# so you didn't get to meet some badly animated bearded man then?
he was shit anyway
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:43, archived)
# that sounds more like "Chef" from South Park
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:54, archived)
# *cue bad guitar instrumental*
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:48, archived)
# don't!
it's going round and round in my head
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:56, archived)
# then whatever you do...
do not click this link.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:00, archived)
# shit - he didn't have a beard
my memory is failing
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:04, archived)
# do you remember the time
when we fell in love

do you remember the time
when weeeee first met, yeah!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:12, archived)
# no...
shit...
erm...
*panics*

/paranoid
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:13, archived)
# *phew!
neither can i!
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:18, archived)
# phew
*wipes brow*
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:21, archived)
# Cue Dave...
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:25, archived)