go darwin awardsguy hung himself over a cliff and drank some poison, tried to shoot himself with a shotgun at the same time. He misses, shoots the rope, falls into the sea and with the all the surprise and seawater in him, he pukes the poison. he then proceeds to be rescued be a lifeguard. Shortly afterwards, bastard died of embarrasment
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Tue 2 May 2006, 22:58,
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And they all lived happily afterHave you ever heard of "embarrassing death syndrome"?
It's characterised by the man in America (of course) who was killed by a pig falling on his head, from a first-floor balcony...
(It's characterised by the man in America (of course) who was killed by a pig falling on his head, from a first-floor balcony...
Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago,
Tue 2 May 2006, 23:02,
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That's exactly the sort of questionyou don't want to ask when consoling his wife
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I'm off to bed. Night, b3ta!
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I'm off to bed. Night, b3ta!
Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago,
Tue 2 May 2006, 23:08,
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