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# I do believe I have a metal pole up my ass!


I honestly don't wanna know why they let me out of the asylum with hands like these.
(Tyraen, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:53, archived)
# EEEEEEEMMMMMMOOOOOOOOO!!!
It's because you were bringing the place down with suicidey GIFs like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:56, archived)
# go darwin awards
guy hung himself over a cliff and drank some poison, tried to shoot himself with a shotgun at the same time. He misses, shoots the rope, falls into the sea and with the all the surprise and seawater in him, he pukes the poison. he then proceeds to be rescued be a lifeguard. Shortly afterwards, bastard died of embarrasment
(Tyraen, Tue 2 May 2006, 22:58, archived)
# And they all lived happily after
Have you ever heard of "embarrassing death syndrome"?

It's characterised by the man in America (of course) who was killed by a pig falling on his head, from a first-floor balcony...
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:02, archived)
# that's life
and such

...



was it a big pig?
(Tyraen, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:05, archived)
# That's exactly the sort of question
you don't want to ask when consoling his wife


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I'm off to bed. Night, b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 2 May 2006, 23:08, archived)