you could
always wank into a hat using a cat and then post it to Blue Peter.
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The Badger King woo yay hoopla,
Wed 3 May 2006, 0:09,
archived)
Thank you Badger King!
We all know you are gay now.
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Dr Slurkie Slurkie,
Wed 3 May 2006, 0:13,
archived)