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# I thought you were making your own hat?
What ever happened to that?

Ooh that rhymes
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:24, archived)
# I have modded that hammer
but it is taking time, as we have had photoshop removed at work
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:29, archived)
# ^ this ^
you are a poet
you just don't know it
lips on my cock
deep breath and blow it
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:30, archived)
#
But that would only inflate your dong
You fucking useless retarded mong
To get it hard enough to fuck
Surely I would have to suck?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:35, archived)
# bend down
and touch your toes
deep breath..
and up it goes
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:39, archived)
# the first verse is oh so stolen but the rest is me
It's late at night
feel my need
to enter the cat
and disgorge my seed

Late last night
My cat miaowed
as she found out
im well endowed

I think you must know
Your cat may squeal
because the injuries caused
will not heal

My cat was fiesty
she did squirm
but my aim was good;
she now wears sperm

she really did suffer
your cat is hurt
it's just not right
and you should have learnt
that there is more to life
than blowing your fat
and getting your thrills
with some poor old cat


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:37, archived)
# You strange, strange man :)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:44, archived)
# meh
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:49, archived)
# blame
you
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:44, archived)
# qin qin wo?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 9:48, archived)
# NO
you bastard
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:08, archived)
# What about a Boaby Sooker?
wo yao yi sheng yi si ai ni
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:15, archived)
# hehe where did you learn it?
you know theres another version in number:5201314
520=wo ai ni
1314=yi sheng yi shi
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:30, archived)
# 775885
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:33, archived)
# *blushes*
hehehhehe
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 10:39, archived)