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# Fucksocks I love NZ
What am I doing in this overpacked expensive country which is cold and full of cnuts? (Give me trout fishing and a job in Masterton is all I ask, oh and a lifetime supply of vouchers for the Warehouse)

edit: I love the Warehouse, everything breaks within half an hour of using it
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:18, archived)
# Yay
I like Masterton and they have a warehouse (where everyone gets a bargin).

I also like cold beer - not warm beer that poofs drink....
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:27, archived)
# I want to walk through the Rimutaka hills
and stop off at Cone hut (blubbing now)

edit: I don't know why i like NZ I was born in Wales, the two countries have nothing in common at all
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:33, archived)
# I took my wife
for a walk to the bottom of the old incline on our honeymoon so I could see the old train station....
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:41, archived)
# you incorrigible
romantic you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:52, archived)
# That be me
For our 10th anniversery maybe I should take her down there to tramp the whole line?
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 20:06, archived)
# Apart from the same size population
and an unhealthy preoccupation with sheep.

I don't miss NZ one little bit. My TV isn't 33% adverts. I can get a range of tasty beers and sausages, and, more importantly, I can earn a living. Scenery is great but you can't put it in a sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:50, archived)
# I can earn a living
I'm in the best place of NZ! Not one of those horrible large cities....
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:55, archived)
# I'd hardly describe Oxford
as the biggest town in Canterbury. I suspect my mistake was trying to find work in Christchurch. I wasn't from round there, you see. And NZ employment agents make UK ones look bright.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 20:01, archived)
# Ah, but I don't need employment agencies
I've only ever been offered jobs...
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 20:05, archived)
# You're a teensy
bit bitter there aren't you Uncle Joe?

(I feel much better)
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 22 Dec 2002, 20:11, archived)