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# Um this might seem like a strange request...
But can anyone tell me where best to post strange requests?
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:00, archived)
# just there? ^^
don't post a new thread, tis best just to hijack one
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:02, archived)
# and preferably
a non-pictoral post too as it can annoy the poster of the picture.
/poorly constructed sentence
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:07, archived)
# he words speaks true are which
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:08, archived)
# On the staff toilets
using post-it notes....
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:02, archived)
# Any clouds in the sky
down there in NZ? (You inbred)
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:05, archived)
# Inbred?
Thanks Mr Cancer. No there are no clouds, it's 8am and about 24 degrees and climbing. Another beautiful day in paradise.....
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:08, archived)
# Despite the lack of anything much
to do in NZ except be blissfully happy, I may have to go back and live there. (Do I really need to achieve anything in life? Maybe I can just live in a wooden house and shoot possums)

Oh I don't know, too many choices....
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:12, archived)
# Yay! My fav hobby
As much as you're trying to call us backwards we're a happening place!

See www.b3ta.com/board/564800 !!!
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:15, archived)
# Fucksocks I love NZ
What am I doing in this overpacked expensive country which is cold and full of cnuts? (Give me trout fishing and a job in Masterton is all I ask, oh and a lifetime supply of vouchers for the Warehouse)

edit: I love the Warehouse, everything breaks within half an hour of using it
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:18, archived)
# Yay
I like Masterton and they have a warehouse (where everyone gets a bargin).

I also like cold beer - not warm beer that poofs drink....
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:27, archived)
# I want to walk through the Rimutaka hills
and stop off at Cone hut (blubbing now)

edit: I don't know why i like NZ I was born in Wales, the two countries have nothing in common at all
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:33, archived)
# I took my wife
for a walk to the bottom of the old incline on our honeymoon so I could see the old train station....
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:41, archived)
# you incorrigible
romantic you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:52, archived)
# That be me
For our 10th anniversery maybe I should take her down there to tramp the whole line?
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 20:06, archived)
# Apart from the same size population
and an unhealthy preoccupation with sheep.

I don't miss NZ one little bit. My TV isn't 33% adverts. I can get a range of tasty beers and sausages, and, more importantly, I can earn a living. Scenery is great but you can't put it in a sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:50, archived)
# I can earn a living
I'm in the best place of NZ! Not one of those horrible large cities....
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:55, archived)
# I'd hardly describe Oxford
as the biggest town in Canterbury. I suspect my mistake was trying to find work in Christchurch. I wasn't from round there, you see. And NZ employment agents make UK ones look bright.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 20:01, archived)
# Ah, but I don't need employment agencies
I've only ever been offered jobs...
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 20:05, archived)
# You're a teensy
bit bitter there aren't you Uncle Joe?

(I feel much better)
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 22 Dec 2002, 20:11, archived)
# Just how strange is this request of yours.
If it beats the email I just got (thirteenth!) which is demanding I give my bank account details for a 30% share of $21,000,002 USD, then you win the mystery prize....

;-)
(MSPaintGuru, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:11, archived)
# I always reply to those
using a false email address, build them up, then demand money off them....
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:12, archived)
# Worth a try I guess....
You never know when you'll hit the jackpot!
(MSPaintGuru, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:18, archived)
# Youve got to be in it
to win it
As they say
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:21, archived)
# Shall we all reply then?
See who gets lucky?

[email protected] if you want it!
(MSPaintGuru, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:30, archived)
# Let's not and say we did!
Let's do it and say we were nowhere near!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:49, archived)
# If they ask if we did it
tell em we were dead at the time
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:52, archived)
# I was on the moon!
with Steve...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:53, archived)
# Can anyone help with my existential crisis?
(No really)
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:14, archived)
# I'm a good listener
This is fairly private. Go ahead, I'm all ears
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:16, archived)
# fall over in a forest
and see if anyone notices
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:17, archived)
# Ah, but can you be sure the
forest really exists?

Bomb Number 20, please return to the bomb bay immediately, you have received an erroneous launch command.

(So much better than Alien....)
(MSPaintGuru, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:20, archived)
# i don't know
i've been terribly paranoid that i don't exist ever since i watched the matrix
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:22, archived)
# You dont
.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:26, archived)
# Okay smartarse
prove that you do! and that this isn't just a figment of my imagination being creative and nihilistic...

Triumphal HA!
(MSPaintGuru, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:29, archived)
# OK you got me
I'm a figment of your imagination
being slightly irritating

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:33, archived)
# Lets hope for a memory
lapse then...
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 20:10, archived)
# The worrying part is
you're not even communicating with humans any more, or even with computer-simulated humans, just letters on a screen...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:38, archived)
# how about
computer-stimulated humans?

evening girlie
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:40, archived)
# There's a thought
Not sure what's happening bout our snuggles.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:47, archived)
# Well, I've got time now....
we'll have to see if there's the interest just now. A nice early Christmas prezzie for the board ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:48, archived)
# Should we go to the top and start a new thread?
??
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:50, archived)
# it's an idea
if they're interested they won't consider it thread wastage ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:51, archived)
# OI!`
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:53, archived)
# Hammer
time! ;o)

we're only playing...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:55, archived)
# I know
but I love my new toy...
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:56, archived)
# Considering some of the wastage
that goes on here, we'd be fine! You care to do the honours?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:57, archived)
# I don't know what to say...
I'm shy 0:o)Maybe Muhnquai would know better what to say?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 20:00, archived)
# "I think therefore I am. But what is my purpose?"
fantastic. I love Dark Star deeply.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:39, archived)
# Ok....
I've travelled around the Far East, been canoeing up the Amazon, have had the greatest love affair of my life, had the most experimental B&D partner I could wish for, can work when I please, have a few good friends...what do I do now? I'm bored by the small mindedness I find all around me every day....get me the gun maw..
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:22, archived)
# Do something really nice for one of your neighbours
Give them some Pot Pourri, or some pine cones that you have sprayed silver.
Perhaps buy them a kitten.
Or go and blow some money on a bunch of crap you dont need.
After all its Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:25, archived)
# or
adopt a badger...
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:27, archived)
# You should have your own
Problem/Advice site.
Tedmus tells it like it is
Sterling advice Sah!
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:28, archived)
# *nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:31, archived)
# Fuck me
thanks, I was seconds away from pulling the trigger....I'm going to give the buggers shiny Xmas coal, yes, shiny Xmas coal. Hooray!
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:28, archived)
# YES MATE!
Back of the Net!
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:28, archived)
# Can I have
some shiny Christmas coal too?

It'd make my life worth living.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:39, archived)
# B & D Partner?
Was it one of those cordless drills? Or perhaps that little mouse sander. They're great.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:27, archived)
# mmmmm
power tools.....
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:40, archived)
# Try playing Cluedo
solves many of life's problems.
Although with your B&D partner, Twister might be a viable alternative.
(MSPaintGuru, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:27, archived)
# I don't even like B&D...
"Shall we put those hancuffs on you and tape your mouth shut, if that's ok with you? You sure? Seems a bit rough"
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:31, archived)
# Especially
when the next move takes you to a red spot and you're on the green!
(MSPaintGuru, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:33, archived)
# Nowt wrong with being
handcuffed and blindfolded

oops
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:36, archived)
# Are you gonna be posting
any more "Adult material" tonight?
Made me blush...
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:39, archived)
# I quite like it
when she talks like that
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Sun 22 Dec 2002, 19:42, archived)
# UP
YOUR DAD's ARSE
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Sun 22 Dec 2002, 20:44, archived)