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# Venereal Disease, by Comma.
I've got VD,
It hurts when I pee,
I fear, if I cough,
My knob will drop off.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:05, archived)
# *claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 3 May 2006, 21:06, archived)
# Scat Poem, by Comma.
I've pooed in your mother,
I've pooed in your brother,
They smeared it all over their cocks.

They love to see poo,
Oozing like glue,
From the hole in between my buttocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:12, archived)
# how delightful
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 3 May 2006, 21:17, archived)
# bum haiku by Dixon
My bum is hairy
people like to stroke my fur
it makes me jism
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:17, archived)
# That is simply beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:26, archived)
# Hold it on with gaffer tape
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:06, archived)
# But then it would bend out of shape
(Fudge Monkey never did, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:11, archived)
# Now where would you keep this dropped off appendage?
A jar of some sort?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:06, archived)
# I think we all know you'd steal it and put it in your bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:07, archived)
# If at all possible
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:08, archived)
# cough while peeing
Get it all over with.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:07, archived)
# Well of course it fell off
It wasn't yours in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! Fish, My keyboard has dsylexia built in., Wed 3 May 2006, 21:07, archived)
# LALALALALALALAA
words words words words.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:07, archived)
# Bravo, brave!
Encore!

*Clicks I like this*
(I helped save b3ta! Taylorcamb, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:07, archived)
# Yessss.
Lets do that for all teh words.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:10, archived)
# *claps also*
(Karl avec un K I am an England fan, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:07, archived)
# *claps like a mong wearing a burgerking crown*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:09, archived)
# *attempts to clap*
*misses*

you dirteh young thing, more of this juvenile pillockry i say!
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:09, archived)
# I have a burning down there all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Balloonhead, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:09, archived)
# PFFT!
(empty_personality, Wed 3 May 2006, 21:11, archived)