Sven has called Boris Johnson into the England squad for the world cup But Boris hasn't realised that the dressing room isn't the same as at Eton. We join the scene as John Terry is booting seven shades of shite out of Boris, soggy biscuit and cock still in hand, as little Micky Owen lies in a pool of blood behind them with a broomstick lodged firmly in his arse.
England lose 3-0 to Trinidad and Tobago.
(England lose 3-0 to Trinidad and Tobago.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 4 May 2006, 14:08,
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hahahahahahahahahahahaWhat a beautiful scene!
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Thu 4 May 2006, 14:12,
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