
being attacked by a crack team of international female terrorists in catsuits
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and a female duck
the female was swimming away from them as fast as she could, but they flew over her, and cornered her
i bet she loved it, the dirty whore
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Thu 4 May 2006, 13:12,
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the female was swimming away from them as fast as she could, but they flew over her, and cornered her
i bet she loved it, the dirty whore

you too. the ducks on my way to work are well frisky at the moment! plenty of duck bumming going on (ahem, duck to duck that is, rather than partaking).
ps. seen this
www.nmr.nl/deins815.htm
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Thu 4 May 2006, 13:11,
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ps. seen this
www.nmr.nl/deins815.htm

SEXUAL DEVIANCE: not just for sadists and bored housewives
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sat in custard... eating jelly looking overly happy. with Art's hat on. cos i know that dave likes the hat muchly
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riding a bike in the sky.
(as requested by my 2 year old. I think she's been reading b3ta behind my back)
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(as requested by my 2 year old. I think she's been reading b3ta behind my back)

...writing a book about rodents living together in a twee woodland community while designing the next generation of pimpware - with his free hand.
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the horse is call Jeeperscreepers an it's odd are 52-1 and it's running at 3:30 at Aintree. He's not going to win though because someone has stolen the horse's shoes.
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A woman with MAAAAAAAAAAAAASSIVE norks dressed as a valkyrie riding a shakey cablecar which causes her breasts to jiggle comically... a la Red Dwarf: Better than life (The book not the TV episode)
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walking down the road hand in hand. She has just accepted his long awaited proposal of marriage, and now they are heading back to tell the joyous news to her parents, laughing all the way. This is the happiest moment of their lives.
But as they go to cross the road outside of her parents house, a bus rounds the corner at high speed, its driver too busy leering out of the window at all the lovely young girls in their summer outfits to see the lovestruck young couple crossing the road in front of him.
The bus hits the girl, but amazingly the boy survives untouched, to watch the bus disappear into the distance as if nothing had happened.
The boy looks down upon the twitching corpse of his dead fiance, tears of anguish welling in his eyes.
But wait! Her flowery dress has ridden up around her waist, revealing her white silk panties, her hairy mound poking out of the sides like a million spiders legs.
Knowing that this is probably the last time he is ever going to smell her sweet musk, he removes her panties, places them over his head and sits down in the middle of the road vigorously masturbating, blinded by his tears of absolute dispair.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 13:21,
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But as they go to cross the road outside of her parents house, a bus rounds the corner at high speed, its driver too busy leering out of the window at all the lovely young girls in their summer outfits to see the lovestruck young couple crossing the road in front of him.
The bus hits the girl, but amazingly the boy survives untouched, to watch the bus disappear into the distance as if nothing had happened.
The boy looks down upon the twitching corpse of his dead fiance, tears of anguish welling in his eyes.
But wait! Her flowery dress has ridden up around her waist, revealing her white silk panties, her hairy mound poking out of the sides like a million spiders legs.
Knowing that this is probably the last time he is ever going to smell her sweet musk, he removes her panties, places them over his head and sits down in the middle of the road vigorously masturbating, blinded by his tears of absolute dispair.

to spot the countless spelling mistakes
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Thu 4 May 2006, 13:24,
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!


I can't see any!
I also can't see any images at all. Has something broken?

ridden up around her

But Boris hasn't realised that the dressing room isn't the same as at Eton. We join the scene as John Terry is booting seven shades of shite out of Boris, soggy biscuit and cock still in hand, as little Micky Owen lies in a pool of blood behind them with a broomstick lodged firmly in his arse.
England lose 3-0 to Trinidad and Tobago.
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Thu 4 May 2006, 14:08,
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England lose 3-0 to Trinidad and Tobago.