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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# AFRO!
and a cat with no nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# no nipples?
can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! hmmm cheese, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:28, archived)
# The Four Penguins of the Apocalypse
or some flowers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# I like the idea of the 4 'guins of the Apocalypse
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# A silly string tanker
being attacked by a crack team of international female terrorists in catsuits
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# team crack
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# duck gang rape
like what i saw out on the canal today

(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# 'saw'
yeh.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# was the duck receiving or giving?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# there were 3 mallards
and a female duck

the female was swimming away from them as fast as she could, but they flew over her, and cornered her

i bet she loved it, the dirty whore
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# it's the way they dress
just asking for it really
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:13, archived)
# loads of female ducks drown in she spring
from the rapage.
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:46, archived)
# arf
you too. the ducks on my way to work are well frisky at the moment! plenty of duck bumming going on (ahem, duck to duck that is, rather than partaking).
ps. seen this
www.nmr.nl/deins815.htm
(prostheses, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Hurray
for gay necrophilia
(duck Quack !, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# never ever
did I tink I would ever see this sentence
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Stop tinking
and bum dead ducks!

/fakes death
(duck Quack !, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:16, archived)
# *sneaks off*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:17, archived)
# classic!
SEXUAL DEVIANCE: not just for sadists and bored housewives
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:13, archived)
# the guy
got an igNobel prize for it
(prostheses, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
# THE FUNK!
(duck Quack !, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# *slam dunks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Slacks dumb
(duck Quack !, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Damn straight!
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:16, archived)
# ooh
I've got it in spades, mate
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:00, archived)
# dave the hat
sat in custard... eating jelly looking overly happy. with Art's hat on. cos i know that dave likes the hat muchly
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# a donkey
riding a bike in the sky.

(as requested by my 2 year old. I think she's been reading b3ta behind my back)
(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# ^ this
ace idea
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:11, archived)
# a scary dictator!
or a
hairy potato
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Vladamir Nobokov...
...writing a book about rodents living together in a twee woodland community while designing the next generation of pimpware - with his free hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Johnson the sock in the bookies gambling ten pounds on a horse
the horse is call Jeeperscreepers an it's odd are 52-1 and it's running at 3:30 at Aintree. He's not going to win though because someone has stolen the horse's shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# doom fridge
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# I'd like to see you draw...
A woman with MAAAAAAAAAAAAASSIVE norks dressed as a valkyrie riding a shakey cablecar which causes her breasts to jiggle comically... a la Red Dwarf: Better than life (The book not the TV episode)
(phoenixmay Put some depleted uranium on it!, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Funk force 5
or the power of funk
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# A pair of young lovers, on a hot summers day
walking down the road hand in hand. She has just accepted his long awaited proposal of marriage, and now they are heading back to tell the joyous news to her parents, laughing all the way. This is the happiest moment of their lives.

But as they go to cross the road outside of her parents house, a bus rounds the corner at high speed, its driver too busy leering out of the window at all the lovely young girls in their summer outfits to see the lovestruck young couple crossing the road in front of him.

The bus hits the girl, but amazingly the boy survives untouched, to watch the bus disappear into the distance as if nothing had happened.

The boy looks down upon the twitching corpse of his dead fiance, tears of anguish welling in his eyes.

But wait! Her flowery dress has ridden up around her waist, revealing her white silk panties, her hairy mound poking out of the sides like a million spiders legs.

Knowing that this is probably the last time he is ever going to smell her sweet musk, he removes her panties, places them over his head and sits down in the middle of the road vigorously masturbating, blinded by his tears of absolute dispair.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:21, archived)
# I am too busy laughing at the genius of your perverted mind
to spot the countless spelling mistakes

!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:24, archived)
# *proof reads*


I can't see any!
I also can't see any images at all. Has something broken?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# It's a beautiful story, alright, and it gave me the raging horn
its'its driver to too busy leering out of the window

ridden up around her waste waist

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:41, archived)
# *notices*
Doh

cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:25, archived)
# i love you


/ungays
(I helped save b3ta! hmmm cheese, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Sven has called Boris Johnson into the England squad for the world cup
But Boris hasn't realised that the dressing room isn't the same as at Eton. We join the scene as John Terry is booting seven shades of shite out of Boris, soggy biscuit and cock still in hand, as little Micky Owen lies in a pool of blood behind them with a broomstick lodged firmly in his arse.
England lose 3-0 to Trinidad and Tobago.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:08, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
What a beautiful scene!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Denizens
led by Jack, abducting a bound and gagged Scarlet by towing her on bits of rope attached to motorcycles jumping the Cheddar Gorge.
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:13, archived)