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# my skin is so smooth and blemish-free
that I already look like a vector
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:43, archived)
# Is that why they call you mystery?
Have you ever had film-crews and important scientists bugging you whilst you're in the shower?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:46, archived)
# nobody would choose
to watch me in the shower unless they were contractually obliged to.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:48, archived)
# In that case I demand you pay me for my services.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 4 May 2006, 20:08, archived)
# That's tractor Bob.... tractor


;)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:46, archived)
# I entrance all the ladies
in my tractor beam
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:47, archived)