What if you're the queen?
She can't be dirty, that would just be disturbing and a bit wrong.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever,
Fri 5 May 2006, 0:38,
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the queen wouldn't want to
tug on my pipistrato while ogling ladies of the faux church vestibule on a camping trip in Dawlish during the lunar eclipse while satan manifested himself in a jammy dodger.
So I'm pretty sure she's not me.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Fri 5 May 2006, 0:43,
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Ah, I didn't realise you were being specific.
In that case, thank the heavens you're NOT the queen.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever,
Fri 5 May 2006, 0:48,
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