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# If I had three wishes I'd firstly wish for another million wishes.
And with my other two wishes I'd wish for a pint of lager and a packet of crisps.

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 5 May 2006, 0:15, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:16, archived)
# pfft af a rat
spin that sugar, baby....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 5 May 2006, 0:21, archived)
# *spins*
Tis most chucklesome really, I just felt "pfft" summed it up best : )
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:22, archived)
# to mention chucklesome is
to flirt with 'to me, to you, to me, to you"...

which makes me feel dirty.

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 5 May 2006, 0:29, archived)
# Oh god.
I'm....I.....What have I done? I mean.....if I'd have known, I......I'm so sorry. I...
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:32, archived)
# no worries chuck,
I feel dirty every time I'm concious.; Fortunately I dont have the obsessive compulsive disorder to scrub my skin off with a brillo pad.

Dirty is normal.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 5 May 2006, 0:36, archived)
# What if you're the queen?
She can't be dirty, that would just be disturbing and a bit wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:38, archived)
# the queen wouldn't want to
tug on my pipistrato while ogling ladies of the faux church vestibule on a camping trip in Dawlish during the lunar eclipse while satan manifested himself in a jammy dodger.

So I'm pretty sure she's not me.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 5 May 2006, 0:43, archived)
# Ah, I didn't realise you were being specific.
In that case, thank the heavens you're NOT the queen.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:48, archived)
# Can I have a Big Mac?
Or a happy meal?

Or a family bucket?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:16, archived)
# your mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:17, archived)
# smells.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:22, archived)
# no
she's a bucket
for all the family
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:23, archived)
# With her nose.
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:23, archived)
# yes, yes she does.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:24, archived)
# coriander?

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:23, archived)
# No!
Jakarta!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:24, archived)
# Jamaica?
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:24, archived)
# No!
Arsenal, Scunthorpe and Manchester United!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:26, archived)
# no doubt a Big Mac would somehow humourously
turn into a massive Scotsman, or an Apple Power PC that is taller than the moon....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 5 May 2006, 0:19, archived)
# or a large
raincoat
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:22, archived)
# or

is it really that obscure?
Edit: Mark Morrison, who sung 'Return of the Mack'...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:25, archived)
# Hahaha - super stuff!
Caroline's Thought For The Evening:
Do you think Tony Blair gets pissed off with wearing red ties all the time?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:17, archived)
# hehe
probably. I miss studying politics
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:22, archived)
# I never did - it was just a thought that occured to me.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:22, archived)
# safer off that way!
I escaped to become a musician
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:23, archived)
# Heh
and look where you are now? Goofing off on b3ta.
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:26, archived)
# to be fair, I was doing that
before I started my degree
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:27, archived)
# Cherie chooses them.
I bet he gets pissed off being PM.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:27, archived)
# I wonder what he's doing this very second.
I bet it's not as cool as me. Transferring data from desktop to laptop listening to Styx and messing about on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:29, archived)
# I bet he's not
inhaling...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:31, archived)
# STYX?? wow
I have Kilroy Was Here on vinyl.

"Domo Arigato Mr Roboto."

(Mata a hima de,
domo arigato Mr roboto
Ikitsu wo shiri tai)

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 5 May 2006, 0:33, archived)
# That's the one I was listening to.
Gosh I love pandora.com. Now on Call On Me - Eric Prydz.
Lots of big fish little fish cardboard boxing going on Lincoln! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:38, archived)
# how prophetic Dennis was
'I flip the switch on my laser video' (is that the exact words?)

DDY foretold DVDs! wow.

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 5 May 2006, 0:45, archived)
# heh
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:22, archived)
# the million wishes wish would never work.
i'm sure that would be in the small print somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:24, archived)
# What's the film/book where someone gets a load of wishes...
... but everything they ask for never comes out right, leading to a story of self-development and realisation?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:26, archived)
# I dunno, but it started
with my animated .gif, probably.

Who can I now sue for a squillion bucks?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 5 May 2006, 0:28, archived)
# Bedazzled?
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:39, archived)
# YES!
I love that film!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:40, archived)
# i just googled the words
"film devil wishes" and it was there :o)
/madjic
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:44, archived)