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# Screw you guys, I'm going Home Secretary.
Hahahaha!

Yesterday: Charles Clarke won't resign because he is the best person for the job.

Today: Charles Clarke axed from Home Office.

Erm.... does that not imply that the next one will do a worse job?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:01, archived)
# No they have utility minister John Reid in.
Crisis in a department?
Give it to soft-spoken voice of reason Dr John Reid and the electorate will be too bored to remember the problem!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:05, archived)
# John Reid?!
Are you serious?

I hope it turns out that the bloke he bought his cannabis from was one of the drug dealers Clarke let off by mistake.


I'm definitely looking forward to the next issue of Private Eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:10, archived)