wotchahow was the NOW yesterday?
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Fri 5 May 2006, 12:29,
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Fucking ace.I hope it edits down as funny as it was being recorded.
The audience question related to this story:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/4968534.stm
And asked have you ever been the subject of similar stupid injustice? When / What happened?
I tried to get a couple of b3ta style answers through (as requested):
1) When I gave up my seat on the train for a pregnant woman / she miscarried anyway.
But they didn't read that one.
2) When I went to see Status Quo in concert / they set fire to my head then stood there laughing.
That one got read out by a fairly perplexed Hugh but I don't think it will air.
The last one was:
a couple of weeks ago / I lost an eye when someone threw a cheezy Wotsit out of their car and I only got £75 compensation.
I think that one got enough of a laugh that it might make the edit.
Edit: Oh, and In Vino Veritas asked me to do a comedy laugh so I could be identified when listening to it. I couldn't think of one but for tonight's show I am the first person to laugh at the impression of Danny the drug dealer from Withnail and I and I cheer when Marcus Brigstocke starts talking about the Git Wizard David Blaine.
(The audience question related to this story:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/4968534.stm
And asked have you ever been the subject of similar stupid injustice? When / What happened?
I tried to get a couple of b3ta style answers through (as requested):
1) When I gave up my seat on the train for a pregnant woman / she miscarried anyway.
But they didn't read that one.
2) When I went to see Status Quo in concert / they set fire to my head then stood there laughing.
That one got read out by a fairly perplexed Hugh but I don't think it will air.
The last one was:
a couple of weeks ago / I lost an eye when someone threw a cheezy Wotsit out of their car and I only got £75 compensation.
I think that one got enough of a laugh that it might make the edit.
Edit: Oh, and In Vino Veritas asked me to do a comedy laugh so I could be identified when listening to it. I couldn't think of one but for tonight's show I am the first person to laugh at the impression of Danny the drug dealer from Withnail and I and I cheer when Marcus Brigstocke starts talking about the Git Wizard David Blaine.
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Fri 5 May 2006, 12:37,
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