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# All true
I could tell you more operating theatre secrets but that would be unprofessional of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 6:56, archived)
# I often wondered why
there were two welly prints on my chest after my wisom teeth op a few years back, mind you it could have been worse, could have been willy prints..
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 7:06, archived)
# willy prints - imagine
dipping it in green paint. Printing it on your chest...
You'd be in a whole world of confusion when you woke up.
Much as I am now actually...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 7:15, archived)
# Reckon there might be
a Turner Prize in it though.
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 7:20, archived)
# The prodigy
was playing while I was being sliced up having a caesarian. That was quite wierd.. And the fact I was awake.. Nicecupoftea thought it was great..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 7:34, archived)
# umm... I was just about to get some lunch...
maybe not...
Was MrTheWife having a cup of tea at the time? I hope he kept the buscuit crumbs out of the way - that could be unhygenic
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 8:06, archived)
# It wasn't allowed
But I had one about twenty minutes previously, and some Cadbury's chocolate fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 8:36, archived)
# I'm glad to hear you
were well catered for my dear. I hate to think of your mind being else where at the time. Boy or grrl by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 8:52, archived)