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[challenge entry] Microsoft windows success stories

From the Ultra-minority magazine covers challenge. See all 483 entries (closed)

(Forrest Gimp nothing to see here, carry on, Mon 22 May 2006, 23:17, archived)
# OMG!
Bill gates gets arrested for stealing whales from the thames!1!TWENTYTHREE!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 May 2006, 23:21, archived)
# I thought he shot 2pac?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 22 May 2006, 23:22, archived)
# that too
he can't help himself, billionaire crime spree nincompoop that he is
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 May 2006, 23:23, archived)
# sadly,
if there were such a magazine, I think it would have a lot of subscribers anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 May 2006, 23:26, archived)
# surely it would come bundled with every other magazine?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 22 May 2006, 23:28, archived)
# free with every AOL cd
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 May 2006, 23:29, archived)
# that means people would start collecting them...
*sends bank an e-mail for a loan based on this "great new profitable idea"*
(Forrest Gimp nothing to see here, carry on, Mon 22 May 2006, 23:32, archived)
#
5)...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 22 May 2006, 23:33, archived)
# Next week: Spyware and viruses!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 22 May 2006, 23:32, archived)
# with a free sample cd
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 May 2006, 23:33, archived)
# including all the recent ...
... windows updates?
(Forrest Gimp nothing to see here, carry on, Mon 22 May 2006, 23:33, archived)
# Ba-dum



tish!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 May 2006, 23:34, archived)
# Allow me
www.mikenco.com/plom.php
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 22 May 2006, 23:36, archived)
# Pffffffffffft
*snarf*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 May 2006, 23:38, archived)
# which comes with a free cd
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 22 May 2006, 23:34, archived)
# viral alright
...
(Forrest Gimp nothing to see here, carry on, Mon 22 May 2006, 23:41, archived)
# why?
because they'd all hope to become such people?
(Forrest Gimp nothing to see here, carry on, Mon 22 May 2006, 23:30, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 May 2006, 23:33, archived)