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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 23 May 2006, 0:39, archived)

Fold for backbum,

scrunch for mimsy.

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Comma, Tue 23 May 2006, 0:42, archived)

I believe

that scrunching is better for the rear-end.

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 23 May 2006, 0:44, archived)

You're wrong.

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Comma, Tue 23 May 2006, 0:45, archived)

I may not always be right...

...but I am never wrong
edit: may have something to do with the lack of mimsy

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 23 May 2006, 0:46, archived)

If you fold,

then if you have a wipe that doesn't have a huge amount of poo on it, you can refold the paper so to get a clean side and wipe again, thus getting twice the wipes out of the same amount.

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Comma, Tue 23 May 2006, 0:49, archived)

It would appear

that you have undertaken extensive research in this subject. Would you consider writing an article for the next issue?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 23 May 2006, 0:52, archived)

strange your mag got the same folk as mine, in .... it

what are the chances

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Tue 23 May 2006, 0:53, archived)

How incredibly strange

are we related?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 23 May 2006, 0:55, archived)

i think ...

i'm retarded .... if thats any use?

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Tue 23 May 2006, 0:57, archived)

Aaaahhh. The retards...

closely related to the b3tards I believe. That would make you my second cousin twice removed on my paternal great-uncle's goat's side.

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 23 May 2006, 0:59, archived)

i did not know i had

blue blood

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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Tue 23 May 2006, 1:04, archived)

heheh

made me laugh anyway.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 23 May 2006, 0:58, archived)