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[challenge entry] Sorry about the size

Unfortunatly, the Pig and Horse's attempts at robbing Barclays Bank in Bexleyheath were foiled by an inquisitive armadillo.

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(andchapman, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:58, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK!!!
I'm very afraid of that...


edit: fucking imageready.. and cunting Pat Sharp. Change the gif...
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:00, archived)
# Horay!
No Longer will I be bullied at school! I will print 10 copies off, and the local thugs will quiver in fear, and do my homework and chores.

I'm not really bullied at school. Although the PE teacher announced that I was. Everyone Laughed.
(andchapman, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:01, archived)
# Why
did you cut the horse's hooves off?
(I helped save b3ta! Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:04, archived)
# For Good Reason
They make his bum look big.

Same goes for the pig, before you ask.
(andchapman, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:04, archived)
# He's flying
who says he even has hooves?

I don't get it, btw... fairly smart pic, but the punchline left me waiting for it to animate.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:05, archived)
# When I waved my mouse over it
Internet Explorer's "image toolbar" appeared, but I couldn't work out what it was. And thought it was animated. And starred at it for about a minute before realising it was a jpeg :$
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:07, archived)
# interner explorer
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:21, archived)
# Unfortunatly
I have neither the software nor the brainpower to make animations.

There is no punchline, it's a horse with albatross wings and a pig on a rope...
(andchapman, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:07, archived)
# I think we were waiting
for the armadillo... crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside, arrrrmadilloooos!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:09, archived)
# dime....
....bar?

hehehe. bloody great ads. smilin' thinking of 'em...
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:13, archived)
# You don't know
how much I was hoping that I wasn't the only one to remember that.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:16, archived)
# all it means is we're both sad
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:37, archived)
# Accept it
and you will be much happier
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:46, archived)
# Okay then
not the "punchline" but that comment about an inquisitive armadillo.

Damn, look at all the people saying the same thing at the same time... scary!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:09, archived)
# Like there might be
An armadillo waiting in that blob on the left, to come and accost the miscreants.
(I helped save b3ta! Radio Controlled Nun Hasn't posted for 6 years, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:08, archived)
# Maybe one day.
Perhaps when I can be bothered, I will make it animate. Or perhaps not. Definatly Not.
(andchapman, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:09, archived)
# I can no longer contain my curiosity
why would a PE teacher want to announce that you got bullied? I mean, surely teachers are the last to know?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:18, archived)
# Methinks
it was some kind of confession, or perhaps a fantasy of the teacher's...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:22, archived)
# We were throwing mud
At some kid nobody likes and he said to me 'you should know better, you get bullied and picked on everyday'
(andchapman, Wed 25 Dec 2002, 14:44, archived)