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[challenge entry] God in Heaven..

From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 211 entries (closed)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 31 May 2006, 21:55, archived)
# i don't see why tom as god would be surrounded by spunking cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 31 May 2006, 21:57, archived)
# Why not?
hey?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 31 May 2006, 21:58, archived)
# He's not
They're pissing on him
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 31 May 2006, 21:58, archived)
# !
www.b3ta.com/board/5972761
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 31 May 2006, 21:58, archived)
# oh well now it makes sense
first thing i'd do as god is get pissed on
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 31 May 2006, 22:00, archived)
# Maybe
he'd enjoy it, he does have a rather strange obsession with L.Ron Hoover and the appliantology bunch, surely there can be other little secrets non?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:02, archived)
# he is a bit of a strange one
scientologists........
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 31 May 2006, 22:06, archived)
# indeed
it's a made up religion
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:07, archived)
# aren't
they all?
(I helped save b3ta! Odradek the Indecisive, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:09, archived)
# yes of course,
but perhaps not all quite as crudely as Scientology.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:15, archived)
# and here I was thinking
he is living out his bukkake fetish
(borkey makes meatballs just like mum, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:03, archived)
# Who wouldn't?
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 31 May 2006, 21:58, archived)
# that's right
it's not as if he's gay or anything
(I helped save b3ta! The Peoples President due for his next mot on, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:00, archived)
# I recognise the background
it is in Amsterdam (I think)

/runs away
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 31 May 2006, 22:01, archived)
# Correctamundo
this photo was taken whilst Tom was leaving the Erotic Museum..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:09, archived)
# ah - I know it well
the queue for the animal sex section in there still amazes me.

/runs away again
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 31 May 2006, 22:13, archived)