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# It's a minstrel's life: Part 7
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 6:20, archived)
# *Sings to the tune of "short people"*
/"black people got no reason to live, They got black hand s and black feet.
They walk around town going 'skeet, skeet, skeet"
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 6:23, archived)
# So I don't look racist:
"Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason to live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
Tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people round here

Short people are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world)

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody to love

They got little baby legs
They stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people' round he"
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 6:25, archived)
# Sing it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 6:25, archived)
# wtf is that song??
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 6:30, archived)
# Youth!
Lucky fuckers! Saved from the hell of 70's AM radio.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 6:31, archived)
# oh yeah.....
*nod as if he knows what they mean* :)
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 6:35, archived)
# That is the bizzaro version of my dog in my profile!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 7:00, archived)
# If true...
...that's one fucked up dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 7:03, archived)
# *points*
*is pointed at*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 6:25, archived)