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From the If Emo Ruled The World challenge. See all 340 entries (closed)

(spazdor, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 8:34, archived)
# Is that Edgar Allan Poe on that bears tummy?
Poor Emobear

Let's help ease his pain

KILL IT!
KILL IT HARD! WITH GUNS!
(Boss Mew Covfefe does not bargain...it only covfefes., Sat 15 Jul 2006, 8:37, archived)
# Why do emos drag good poets into they're crappy...thing.
And poetry in general.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 8:38, archived)
# The Emo thinks that Poe is 'like, so dark and that'
They think that using Poe will make Poe's talent rub off on them like a cheap fake tattoo.

And poetry is 'like, so deep, y'know' that it's the only way it can explain the teenaged angst deep emotional pain they feel

Stab 'em in the eyes I say!
(Boss Mew Covfefe does not bargain...it only covfefes., Sat 15 Jul 2006, 8:43, archived)
# I used to make a comic called "Captain Gun" and his hobbie was pistol wipping and shooting the negitive influnces on soicity.
I'll try to salvalge some tommarow.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 8:45, archived)
# that's actually a really cool concept for a comic
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 8:49, archived)
# Its almost exactly like the older happyman comics, exept he is really angry.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 8:50, archived)
# happy man had a certain bent appeal
but you should revive captain gun and bring him into a new age. Give him some context in the current zietgiest.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 8:53, archived)
# Okay I will. An possibly there could be a crossover.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 8:56, archived)
# ...or just keep on with your current dada, mspaint, board-anarachy
whichever.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 9:05, archived)
# I'll mix it up.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 9:06, archived)
# Also comparing how many post to how long you've been on B3ta to mine makes me feel like the postwhore that I am.
FREE POEM:
"BOSS MEW, SHE MAKES ME SPEW,
WHEN SHE EATS HE NEVER CHEWS,
SHE ALWAYS READS THE NEWS,
SHE NEEDS SOME NEW SHOES,
I LIKE TO USE
THE SAME RYME,
IT IS PROBABLY TIME,
TO TRY A NEW RYTHEM,
OR JUST STOP RYMING.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 8:48, archived)
# I'm a she
But thank you for that poem
I am touched, but not as often as I like to be.
(Steady fellas, I have a boyfriend)
(Boss Mew Covfefe does not bargain...it only covfefes., Sat 15 Jul 2006, 8:51, archived)
# Sorry, not a lot of info in your profile. I;m sure your a very pretty lady.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 8:57, archived)
# Edgar Allen Poe's great grandson
is a fucking hippy rock singer, not at all emo. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 9:52, archived)
# KILL IT.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 8:39, archived)