ACT TWO:Eddie: Mary, where is the jelly?
Mary: Its right there.
Eddie: where?
Mary: It is over there, right behind you. It is on the shelf behind you.
Eddie: Oh good. I’m making PB&J sandwiches do you want one.
Mary: Yes but with more jelly then peanut butter.
Eddie: Okay.
(Mary: Its right there.
Eddie: where?
Mary: It is over there, right behind you. It is on the shelf behind you.
Eddie: Oh good. I’m making PB&J sandwiches do you want one.
Mary: Yes but with more jelly then peanut butter.
Eddie: Okay.
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Thu 20 Jul 2006, 8:25,
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THE NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT DAY.
Eddie: OH MY GOD THE PB&J SANDWICH WAS DELICIOS BUT IT TURNED INTO A HORSE AND IS KILLING EVERYONE IN TOWN.
MARY: THE PB&J HORSE MONSTER IS RAPING EVERYONE IN RUSSIA.
Mr. Ambassador: That’s okay; he’s trying to stop the communist invasion, through horse rape!
(Everyone laughs)
Eddie: Hey look at that man!
DR X: HELLO I AM DR. X AND I AM HERE TO GIVE EVERYONE LOLLYPOPS!
Everyone: Hooray!
(Scene pauses as Mr. Mandrake walk in front of everyone)
Mr. Mandrake: Did you know that most people are 70% water? And that British people are 90% water.
(Mr. Mandrake walks off, scene begins again)
DR X: LOLLY-MUTHA FRUCKING POPS!
(Everyone enjoys they’re lollipops)
DR X: HEY GUESS WHAT?
Everyone (in unison): WHAT?
DR. X: I PUT GAY FEVER IN ALL OF THESE LOLLIPOPS!
(Eddie: OH MY GOD THE PB&J SANDWICH WAS DELICIOS BUT IT TURNED INTO A HORSE AND IS KILLING EVERYONE IN TOWN.
MARY: THE PB&J HORSE MONSTER IS RAPING EVERYONE IN RUSSIA.
Mr. Ambassador: That’s okay; he’s trying to stop the communist invasion, through horse rape!
(Everyone laughs)
Eddie: Hey look at that man!
DR X: HELLO I AM DR. X AND I AM HERE TO GIVE EVERYONE LOLLYPOPS!
Everyone: Hooray!
(Scene pauses as Mr. Mandrake walk in front of everyone)
Mr. Mandrake: Did you know that most people are 70% water? And that British people are 90% water.
(Mr. Mandrake walks off, scene begins again)
DR X: LOLLY-MUTHA FRUCKING POPS!
(Everyone enjoys they’re lollipops)
DR X: HEY GUESS WHAT?
Everyone (in unison): WHAT?
DR. X: I PUT GAY FEVER IN ALL OF THESE LOLLIPOPS!
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Thu 20 Jul 2006, 8:46,
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