
'thou shalt not covert' would have sufficed.
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Mon 12 Nov 2001, 6:49,
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Just "Thou shalt not" would have done - one commandment with a million uses.
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Mon 12 Nov 2001, 6:54,
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If only God had thought of it. Maybe he was just in a bad mood or something.
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Mon 12 Nov 2001, 7:04,
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