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[challenge entry] Absolute first post ever
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Shall I go, now?

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(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Sun 23 Jul 2006, 17:12, archived)
# heh
nice first post :)

(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Sun 23 Jul 2006, 17:13, archived)
# No, stay
This is excellent

Have a WOO
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Sun 23 Jul 2006, 17:13, archived)
# i got banned from B&Q,
some prick in orange came up and asked me if i wanted decking so i punched him first.
(mr_brett When the keyboardist breaks his face, Sun 23 Jul 2006, 17:14, archived)
# i went to the toilet in B&Q once and found a man giving another man a blowjob...
very disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 23 Jul 2006, 17:15, archived)
# that is disturbing
very very disturbing.
(mr_brett When the keyboardist breaks his face, Sun 23 Jul 2006, 17:15, archived)
# indeed
i never knew they had loos in b and q
(that'smyknighthoodoutthewindow, Sun 23 Jul 2006, 17:17, archived)
# they do in reading B&Q
its populated by big gayers
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 23 Jul 2006, 17:18, archived)
# as the jingle goes
you can do it when u b&q it
(that'smyknighthoodoutthewindow, Sun 23 Jul 2006, 17:21, archived)
# oh yeah
but they call them PnoQ
(mr_brett When the keyboardist breaks his face, Sun 23 Jul 2006, 17:18, archived)
# badoom
/tish
(that'smyknighthoodoutthewindow, Sun 23 Jul 2006, 17:18, archived)
# *points to the door*
heres your coat

edit: Q&P would have been better
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 23 Jul 2006, 17:19, archived)
# a coat,
in this heat!
(mr_brett When the keyboardist breaks his face, Sun 23 Jul 2006, 17:19, archived)
# yes!
you deserve to sweat that one off
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 23 Jul 2006, 17:20, archived)
# i sweat enough in this temperature,
i went to the beach the other day and i was gushing
(mr_brett When the keyboardist breaks his face, Sun 23 Jul 2006, 17:21, archived)
# LOL
That reply on its own has persuaded me to stay.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Sun 23 Jul 2006, 17:16, archived)
# yay
(mr_brett When the keyboardist breaks his face, Sun 23 Jul 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Someone recently asked me of there was a B&Q in Chippenham
I said no, but there's 1 C and 2 P's
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 23 Jul 2006, 18:21, archived)
# Woo to lines
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Jul 2006, 17:18, archived)
# i likes this a lot
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 23 Jul 2006, 17:38, archived)