I went to an Aye Aye meeting
but it was full of naval yes-men.
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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed.,
Tue 25 Jul 2006, 13:51,
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I dialled 999
and got three German no men . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 25 Jul 2006, 13:56,
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I dialed 999
and got the Beast standing on his head.
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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed.,
Tue 25 Jul 2006, 14:00,
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