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# I do
I want a small Mussolini in a case, that I can take out and have dictate at me from time to time.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:48, archived)
# Excellent.
I have three that I've been trying to get rid of for a while. One is in mint condition, but the other two have been used pretty heavily. They're still in working order.

Send me an email so we can talk turkey.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:51, archived)
# Turkey needs a dictator!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:55, archived)
# you would look a fool
because Mussolini may have been a fascist but he wasn't a nazi.

however, the concept of a pocket dictator appeals. especially if he/she is sexually deviant.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:51, archived)
# Still, he made deals with the Nazis...
He also failed miserably as he was an incompetent boob.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:52, archived)
# you make a good point
Perhaps I can offer you a small Castro? Nice furry beard...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:54, archived)
# oooh little Fidel, it tickles!
A little Chairman Mao may be able to fit right inside your weehole, imagine!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:56, archived)
# You have a Castro already?
Where do I get one?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:58, archived)