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[challenge entry] bloody ipod battery life

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(I helped save b3ta! shavedchimp something something oranges something, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:37, archived)
# unfact!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:38, archived)
# *feels smug as i don't own nor want an ipod*

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:38, archived)
# Oi!
That's my job
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:39, archived)
# *me also*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:40, archived)
# Well, righteous bunch...
the only crap thing about them compared to a few others is the lack of ogg support. Apart from that, they are the best thing out there if you like music in your ears.
I have never used the white earphones because I don't like to advertise the fact I have 200 quid in my pocket.
What is your beef with the pod?

/applezealot apparently
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:45, archived)
# you do a lot ashally
i have no beefs, i just like my little compatable mp3 player, and my casette player too. smaller, lighter, and about a million times cheaper. and i dont need any new software for them.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:47, archived)
# smugola
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:49, archived)
# crayola
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:50, archived)
# no, vinyl is still the best thing if you like music in your ears.

i don't like any mp3 player in all honesty and i don't want to pay £200 for one.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:50, archived)
# I just stumbled on some great things
images.google.com/images?q=portable%20record%20player
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:52, archived)
# i had one of those when i was younger
it was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:57, archived)
# i won one at a charity casino
but i never use it cause it eats batteries and i'm too lazy to use my rechargeable ones
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:53, archived)
# *this, with shiny bells on*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:44, archived)
# what a strange thing to be
smug about.
I personally don't own or want a nazi dictator, but I'm not smug about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:46, archived)
# I am smug about not owning or wanting a varooka
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:48, archived)
# a verruca?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:48, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:55, archived)
# *this, with shiny bells on*
I am smug because I neither own nor want a colony of cholera bacteria.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:49, archived)
# I am smug because I don't have razor sharp titatanium claws subderamally implanted
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:51, archived)
# ashally i would be smug if i HAD them
bub
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:52, archived)
# is that a type of italian moped?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:50, archived)
# if it was - I might not want it
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:56, archived)
# I do
I want a small Mussolini in a case, that I can take out and have dictate at me from time to time.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:48, archived)
# Excellent.
I have three that I've been trying to get rid of for a while. One is in mint condition, but the other two have been used pretty heavily. They're still in working order.

Send me an email so we can talk turkey.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:51, archived)
# Turkey needs a dictator!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:55, archived)
# you would look a fool
because Mussolini may have been a fascist but he wasn't a nazi.

however, the concept of a pocket dictator appeals. especially if he/she is sexually deviant.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:51, archived)
# Still, he made deals with the Nazis...
He also failed miserably as he was an incompetent boob.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:52, archived)
# you make a good point
Perhaps I can offer you a small Castro? Nice furry beard...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:54, archived)
# oooh little Fidel, it tickles!
A little Chairman Mao may be able to fit right inside your weehole, imagine!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:56, archived)
# You have a Castro already?
Where do I get one?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:58, archived)
# but I thought everyone had one....
*oi, Eichmann, get your ass back in the closet*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:50, archived)
# Eichmann was not a dictator
the educational standards on this message board are appalling!

I am now smug about not owning a sick camel.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:55, archived)
# Are you sure?
you should be smug to have one that you can penetrate roughly during your desert orgies.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:57, archived)
# My camel is perfectly healthy
and it's rubbery lips feel great around the head of my penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:59, archived)
# ALICE'S CAMEL HAS 5 HUMPS, SO GOOO ALIIIIICE, GO!
BOOM BOOM BOOM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:01, archived)
# I was talking about his Brother, Bob Eichmann
/he was a secret Nazi....


/got out of that one
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:58, archived)
# You should visit.....
www.idont.com

Superb T-Shirts.
(Pete Tranter's Sister, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 10:34, archived)
# bindun too
but w00.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:38, archived)
# bugger
i had a look through the entries beforehand as well
(I helped save b3ta! shavedchimp something something oranges something, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:40, archived)
# no need to look through the other entries
all ipod jokes have been done.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:48, archived)
# BINDUN!
(apologies, don't mean to upset, but this compo has driven me to hating it and binduns even more)

;P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:39, archived)
# I piss on your tiny mind.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:39, archived)
# I just took too long typing my cover note
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:39, archived)
# MORE than before? (;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:40, archived)
# watch it missy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:40, archived)
# *mwah*
*innocent grin*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:41, archived)
# *flutters eyelashes
and looks demure*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:42, archived)
# Judge Dre presiding in the case of NWA versus the police department.
Prosecuting attourneys are MC Ren Ice Cube and Eazy muthafuckin E.
Order order order. Ice Cube take the muthafuckin stand.
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
and nothin but the truth so help your black ass?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:39, archived)
#


Fuck tha police and Ren said it with authority
because the niggaz on the street is a majority.
A gang, is with whoever I'm stepping
and the motherfuckin' weapon
is kept in a stash box, for the so-called law
wishin' Ren was a nigga that they never saw

Lights start flashin behind me
But they're scared of a nigga so they mace me to blind me
But that shit don't work, I just laugh
Because it gives em a hint not to step in my path

To the police I'm sayin fuck you punk
Readin my rights and shit, it's all junk
Pullin out a silly club, so you stand
With a fake assed badge and a gun in your hand

But take off the gun so you can see what's up
And we'll go at it punk, I'ma fuck you up

Make ya think I'm a kick your ass
But drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blast
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to crime
But I'm a smoke em now, and not next time

Smoke any muthafucka that sweats me
Or any assho that threatens me
I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope
Takin out a cop or two, they can't cope with me

The muthafuckin villian that's mad
With potential to get bad as fuck
So I'm a turn it around
Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound
Ya, somethin like that, but it all depends on the size of the gat

Takin out a police would make my day
But a nigga like Ren don't give a fuck to say

Fuck the police (4X)


Police, open now. We have a warrant for Eazy-E's arrest.
Get down and put your hands up where I can see em.
Just shut the fuck up and get your muthafuckin ass on the floor.
[huh?]
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:42, archived)
# but call them if you get robbed
or a nasty man breaks in to your house and steals your gold discs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:44, archived)
# I never understood how Zach De La Rocha
Thought he ws black.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:53, archived)
# Only true if you are a n00b
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:57, archived)
# One of the many reasons ipods are probably the most overrated mp3 players out there.
Although I've heard that the batteries last longer on the newer models - though I'm not risking buying another one... (Yes, the battery has died)

At a wild guess, I reckon 10% of people buy them because they consider them to be a good product (Which is why I bought mine) - The other 90% buy them for the "cool" factor, which allows Apple to charge a extortionate price for a product you cant even change the fucking battery on.
(I helped save b3ta! FreudianSlap, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 23:51, archived)
# Erm.
www.ipoddoctor.co.uk/

The batteries are replaceable. You just need to be brave enough to open it, or send it to someone who'll do it for you.
(Vulpine or something, Sat 29 Jul 2006, 11:44, archived)