Heh!
And here's my pearoast:

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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?,
Sat 29 Jul 2006, 20:59,
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Yummy
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frogdog Fuck Your Holy Leaders,
Sat 29 Jul 2006, 21:11,
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Like the old joke
What's brown and comes steaming out of cows?
An Isle of Wight ferry (they used to be brown, god I'm old).
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 29 Jul 2006, 21:25,
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