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[challenge entry] Offal, bindun?

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(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Sun 30 Jul 2006, 11:50, archived)
# more times than Jodie Marsh on a night out...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 30 Jul 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Soz, i also recently realised cigars make people look like right pricks
exept Kramer from Seinfeld.
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Sun 30 Jul 2006, 11:53, archived)
# so what you're saying is
if apple made captains they'd be a variety of different colours, asymetrical, on the wonk and produce smoke?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 30 Jul 2006, 11:53, archived)
# That's nothing,
If Carlsberg made captains they'd sing ya a sea shanty of your choice!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 30 Jul 2006, 11:55, archived)