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# WHO IS IT? AND WHY IS IT HERE?
(, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 5:59, archived)
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Me:
MY TEACHER TRIED TO KILL ME WITHA BASEBALL GAT
God:
Do you go to high school?
Me:
YES.
God:
Yippee!
Me:
OH MY GOD! GOD LIKES SEX WITH LITTLE BOYS!
God:
Aha. Your GOD? I am a Christian.
Me:
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
God:
Right now? Maine.
(, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 6:00, archived)
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YOUR GOD IS WHO?
God:
There is only one God.
Me:
WHO IS IT?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
DEAR GOD, HOW COME PEOPLE DIE?
God:
In the context of BEING FUCKBOT 9000, I don't understand " DEAR GOD HOW COME PEOPLE DIE." .
(, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 6:01, archived)
# Answer: Geese are teh evil!
Apply to all questions stated above from the begining post.
(, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 6:07, archived)
# It's nice down there
this time of year. I can see the attraction.
(, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 6:02, archived)
# a bit hot and rainy, though
/tried unsuccessfully to camp there last weekend
(, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 6:14, archived)
# At the weekend
I saw some friends that had just got back and they had a wonderful time. It really sounded great.
They did eventually give up on the camping though and hired a room for the last few days.
(, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 6:17, archived)
# it rained so hard I could hear god laughing mockingly
but I was inland. I hear the coast was nice.
(, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 6:20, archived)