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# I've lived my life by that rule
Whats Mr. jolly got that we dont?

Our bloody Fairy Liquid thats what!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:08, archived)
# which way to the BBC
you old git
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Tonic water is it?
Tonic water? Well, if it's tonic water you want, it's tonic water you'll get!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:12, archived)
# not fatty's game...
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I love it!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:14, archived)
# and now...
pissed from Norwich
I shout this a lot when I'm drunk, but usually to blank, incomprehending (and mostly scared) faces
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:18, archived)
# I'm still in my twenties (just)
Older brothers are a great thing when you're a wee lad, they introduce you to cool grown up tv & music.

Then they pin you down and fart in your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:14, archived)
# *pins down*

PARRRRRRRRRRP!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Just like old times *sighs*
Sounds like you may need to wipe after that one
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:17, archived)
# *wipes on colonel dracula's hair*

Hehehe!

EDIT: COR! you've been to Galapagos! Me too! I even learned how to spell it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:21, archived)
# I'm telling!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:25, archived)
# HE STARTED IT!
When did you go? s'FAB place innit?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:27, archived)
# April 2002
Was the last time I went scuba diving (unfortunately)

I did a website at the time with photos, I hosted it on geocities & will try to find it.

EDIT: Found it, hope this is't against board policy as its not the 'links' board.

www.geocities.com/benvowles77/

Go to the 'Travelling' button on my Index page to see Galapagos pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:32, archived)
# We went March 1999
but didn't Scuba

EDIT: Braw! Thanks!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Apologies if the website kicks you out
Doesn't take much for a free geocities website to go "nope, too much bandwidth for you sonny jim"

I spent 2-3 weeks diving with seals & sharks & rays etc, but it was so expensive it basically put a hiatus on my diving which I have never gone back to.

You did ask for my life story? No? Oh, i'll shut up then.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:48, archived)