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[challenge entry] apologies to Dreamytime Escorts

From the The Nanny State challenge. See all 368 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:03, archived)
# when you gonna take me outa this blackhole...?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:04, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:05, archived)
# errr
is there a 'do' missing from that? I feel confuzzled.
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Filthy, Rich and Catflap! EDIT: Doh! I always get mixed up with this line from Mr. Jolly! Bah!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:07, archived)
# sorry- to explain...
it's a line from Mr Jolly Lives Next Door.
When Nicholas Parsons asks Rik Mayall what his winning slogan was, he says "never, ever, bloody anything, ever....I've lived my life by that"
oh dear- a lot goes on in my head that doesn't make it to the keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:08, archived)
# I'VE BEEN UOT WITH NICHOLA PARSONS
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:29, archived)
# I've lived my life by that rule
Whats Mr. jolly got that we dont?

Our bloody Fairy Liquid thats what!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:08, archived)
# which way to the BBC
you old git
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Tonic water is it?
Tonic water? Well, if it's tonic water you want, it's tonic water you'll get!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:12, archived)
# not fatty's game...
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I love it!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:14, archived)
# and now...
pissed from Norwich
I shout this a lot when I'm drunk, but usually to blank, incomprehending (and mostly scared) faces
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:18, archived)
# I'm still in my twenties (just)
Older brothers are a great thing when you're a wee lad, they introduce you to cool grown up tv & music.

Then they pin you down and fart in your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:14, archived)
# *pins down*

PARRRRRRRRRRP!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Just like old times *sighs*
Sounds like you may need to wipe after that one
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:17, archived)
# *wipes on colonel dracula's hair*

Hehehe!

EDIT: COR! you've been to Galapagos! Me too! I even learned how to spell it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:21, archived)
# I'm telling!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:25, archived)
# HE STARTED IT!
When did you go? s'FAB place innit?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:27, archived)
# April 2002
Was the last time I went scuba diving (unfortunately)

I did a website at the time with photos, I hosted it on geocities & will try to find it.

EDIT: Found it, hope this is't against board policy as its not the 'links' board.

www.geocities.com/benvowles77/

Go to the 'Travelling' button on my Index page to see Galapagos pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:32, archived)
# We went March 1999
but didn't Scuba

EDIT: Braw! Thanks!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Apologies if the website kicks you out
Doesn't take much for a free geocities website to go "nope, too much bandwidth for you sonny jim"

I spent 2-3 weeks diving with seals & sharks & rays etc, but it was so expensive it basically put a hiatus on my diving which I have never gone back to.

You did ask for my life story? No? Oh, i'll shut up then.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:48, archived)
# You're drunk
aren't you Nicholas?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:25, archived)