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# He tells them he's a lesbian and gets his groove on.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 8:57, archived)
# Best thing to do
Is ask them if they've ever been with a woman before. 80% of the time the answers no, and 50% of that time they're curious.

Women are a lot easier to pull than blokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 8:58, archived)
# I disagree
I think everyone is easy
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:00, archived)
# Only because you're so pretty.
The rest of us have to rely on confusion and chemicals to make people have the sex with us.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:01, archived)
# *focuses pretty rays on you*
edit: you do know this is what I look like... don't you?

www.b3tards.com/uploads/selfportrait.png
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:03, archived)
# Some kinda cross
between Nicholas Hope and Herge Villechaize?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:06, archived)
# But which one was the mother
???
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:07, archived)
# Considering I find Peter Steele attractive
That's not neccessarily a bad thing. And he looks like Lurch.

helios.et.put.poznan.pl/~malina/foto/peter_steele/big/peter_steele_241.jpg

unf.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 9:08, archived)