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has any one got a gag?

or an axe for removal of fingers? :D

only joking spamheads!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:56, archived)

we need to take away the

CTRL keys, Insert and V. and the mouse.
And the computer.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:57, archived)

OOPS

I CUNTED ME GAG IN THE CUNTARD.

...ooh...

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:57, archived)

i do that all the time

i've only just managed to maneuver my splunk from a letterbox 'cos my seam was burning.

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mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:59, archived)

Aye

And it's never on the insurance forms, the bastards.

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:01, archived)

bupa only cover banjo snappage, the cunts

but when i got my trowel severed the NHS sorted it the next day. What a crazy world we live in

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mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:04, archived)

yup

and as Fiona Bruce said, "IT AM A CRAYZAAAH WORLD, MASSA!"

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:05, archived)