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# LAZY I KNOW BUT IM BORED

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:53, archived)
# needs more white space
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:53, archived)
# nah
it's feng shui innit

uncluttered and that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:56, archived)
# BETTER??
??
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:04, archived)
# needs more lower case
and less punctuation
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:04, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6219362
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:05, archived)
# no, it needs more white space.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:07, archived)
# yes
the feng shui has been destroyed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:08, archived)
# PICKY
...
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:09, archived)
# HAVE YOU LEFT YOUR CAPSLOCK ON AGAIN?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:11, archived)
# no
i really think it needs more white space.
i've been saying that all along.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:11, archived)
# erm...
ok then.
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:53, archived)
# WHAT THE SHITTING FUCK?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:54, archived)
# WHAT THE SHITTING CUNT!
p.s. you fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:54, archived)
# WHAT THE CRAPPING MIMSY
PS. That's just mean
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:56, archived)
# HOLY SHITTING CUNTFUCKS!
p.s. your all gay have a lovely weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:57, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Thank you ;)
You too!

PS. Arse raping donkey apple eater
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:01, archived)
# MMM...
apples
(I helped save b3ta! Clickpiss, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:54, archived)
# Dear Mr Zedsmith
We are not being intentionally mean, just shouting random abuse at random intervals.
Any offence caused to anyone should be ignored, like you'd ignore the drunk man on the park bench.
Yours sincerely
- Nonny
p.s. call me a fucking cunt if it makes you feel better
p.p.s you cuck
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:59, archived)
# drunk old tramp on a park bench
eating stolen sandwiches and shouting "ARGFHFhfhdRrrr!!! BASTARDS!!!" at a group of children who pass by laughing at him.

What a nice traditional summer image :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Yeah
what does everyone else do for their summer hols?

(And I do wish the kids wouldn't laugh at me!)
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:05, archived)
# they'll stop laughing
eventually

if you play with the chainsaw long enough :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:06, archived)
# I found that
crapping myself stops it ..
But it's only comfortable for the first 30 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:06, archived)
# hmm
sounds like you need some kind of extracto trousers or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:09, archived)
# Aww bugger
I thought the site had contracted torrets.

PS. I get it, just randomly taking offence keeps people on their toes.

PPS. Thanks for explaining anyway ;)

PPPS. Cucking Funt!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:03, archived)
# contracted?
torrets?!

you dont fucking spell it PISS CUNT like that.

cuck.

:D

I love you really :D

Have some funt :D
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(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:05, archived)
# its a...
spoonlegged duck with the man's head standing on a white rock in the middle of a puddle of dulux in the arctic, listening to his iPod.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:55, archived)
# best answer ever
p.s. you sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:56, archived)
# well
it's Dale-bird McSpoonlegs, DUH!!!

don't worry - i have no cocking idea either!
(jagerman, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:56, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:54, archived)
# CUNT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:55, archived)
# has any one got a gag?
or an axe for removal of fingers? :D

only joking spamheads!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:56, archived)
# we need to take away the
CTRL keys, Insert and V. and the mouse.
And the computer.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:57, archived)
# OOPS
I CUNTED ME GAG IN THE CUNTARD.

...ooh...
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:57, archived)
# i do that all the time
i've only just managed to maneuver my splunk from a letterbox 'cos my seam was burning.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Aye
And it's never on the insurance forms, the bastards.
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:01, archived)
# bupa only cover banjo snappage, the cunts
but when i got my trowel severed the NHS sorted it the next day. What a crazy world we live in
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:04, archived)
# yup
and as Fiona Bruce said, "IT AM A CRAYZAAAH WORLD, MASSA!"
(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Term starts again sooner than you think
Have you done your homework?
Or have you spent all summer looking for your first pube?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:56, archived)
#
...but mummy said she loved meeeee....

(diPPiE lyrical bitch of yo' dreams, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:58, archived)
# bandhag!
hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:02, archived)
# If you press Alt+F4 several times you get a £500 grant from the government
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:58, archived)
# jesus
pigfucking christ! what the cunting fuck is that???
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:55, archived)
# is that dale winton?

[edit] yay it's bigger
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:55, archived)
# SPOONLEGS
Kill it!! Kill it!! Kill it!! Kill it!! Kill it!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:56, archived)
# You see that key just to the left of 'A'?
Press it and see what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Shush,
he might actually be using shift all the time, that'll just speed him up.
(tomsk, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:00, archived)