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(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:39, archived)
# that
is the donald pleasance

of cats

*edit* jesus, its eyes seem to follow me as I move around
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:40, archived)
# I spent 6 months trying to get that goldfish out the bowl....
and the rest of my life trying to keep it in there. It had the blackest eyes. The Devil's eyes.......

*spits*
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:42, archived)
# the goldfish of evil
they are always making evil plans

or at least, the same evil plan then forgetting it over and over again
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:43, archived)
# If they ever work out how
to work a dictaphone, we're finished.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:45, archived)
# at least they'll never master
complicated systems of pulleys
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:47, archived)
# *Stabs its eyes out for you*
Better?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:42, archived)
# that's a tad brutal
it is just a wee pussy afterall
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:42, archived)
# *Inserts smutty joke*
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:44, archived)
# go on
insert it

stick it in, wriggle it about a bit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:45, archived)
# cor!
I've gone all clammy! :P
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:49, archived)
# But.. but..
I used a clean spork.

I'm not a monster!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:46, archived)
# as long as you don't let those eyes go to waste
there's children in this world who can't afford to buy sweets you know, they shouldn't be deprived of a few soft centred jelly balls to chew on
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:49, archived)
# now you put that
but have a look at http://www.furandfeather.co.uk
and be nice 'cause i work for the publishing company that writes/designs/collates/prints it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:42, archived)
# wotcher
nicer over here, isn't it :^)

now shop something and quit the name dropping, bitch
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:45, archived)
# i have none of this "hummus" you go on about
and am deficient in photoshop skillz. I do however have a foul mouth and an overactive brain, which makes /talk my home


*vive le /talk!*
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:47, archived)
# Maybe post a blueprint of impressive speculative engineering doodad
I'd like to see that, sure you've hard drives full of techno hummus to dig through. Scan a sketch, I'm sure you'll be surprised by the response.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:54, archived)
# You need photoshop skill to be here?
*Goes to /talk*
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:58, archived)
# "Britain's leading magazine for rabbits and rodents"
but do they read it or use scrunched up bits of it to make nests from?
(LargeDoner, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:46, archived)