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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:49,
archived)
Samuel MFL Jackson blows up the plane.
Escaping the fireball with a parachute made of snakeskin.
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam,
Fri 11 Aug 2006, 23:51,
archived)