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# Today, discomeats doesn't look like this
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If he did he would be inside of the fridge starting small fires

and his bra strap doesn't even fit.

Is it almost 5pm yet?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:25, archived)
# tangoham!
*bum rubbings*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:27, archived)
# yay!!!
rub it till it shines :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:30, archived)
# *polishes*
That'll be two bob, guvna
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:35, archived)
# oh noes
I have no moneys, can I pay in slices of spam?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:37, archived)
# Mmmmm spam
it's good barbequeued.

But it's not barbequeueing weather so no.

Cheese on toast would be alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:41, archived)
# *lightly grills of congealed cow fluid on a slice of bread*
*offers*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Mmmmmmm, cow fluid
*chows down*

How are you this fine saturday morning, puss?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:46, archived)
# I'm feeling quite "bleh" really
tho I only recently woke up and haven't yet completely decided on my disposition for the day. :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:52, archived)
# I think it should be
quietly ok with the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:53, archived)
# yes
it's relaxingly cool and grey today, which is nice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)
# I love Autumn
It's not proper Autumn yet, but it will be soon.

And Autumn's when my birfday is, which is also GREAT. I'll be 22 this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:59, archived)
# ahhh 22
you know, it's all downhill from 21

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Downhill's much less effort though
So it's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:39, archived)
# nah it just takes more and more and more and more cash
as time passes :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)
# "small fires" = "small fries"
I am a fattyboo in the brain areas
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:27, archived)
# first one
then the other

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Aha!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:36, archived)
# Yayayay!
Morning Mr Meats
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:30, archived)
# yay
morning Mr Butters

any impossibly violent bloodbaths planned for today? :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:31, archived)
# I've got an art sketchbook to finish. I'm on page 9 out of 10.
Have something I did yesterday that isn't worth a new thread.

Other than that, I'll probably animate this evening...
What are you up to today?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:32, archived)
# that's rather good :D
I'd need to practise shitloads to be able to do stuff like that :/

today I am mostly going to um.. I dunno probably do some minor shopping in town and that's about it, I really know how to party :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Beer and women... maybe crisps.
That's how to party.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:54, archived)
# Pfft
What would you know about crisps?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:00, archived)
# I'm a big boy now...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Mummy wow!
(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:15, archived)
# nibbles are tantamount
You want quickey bits, mini pizzas, nuts, pineapple cheese stick goodness, sarnies, cheese flavoured pastry delgihts, cocktail sausages and scotch eggs.


Mmmmmm.

edit! quichey bits
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:01, archived)
# And if you're having those many nibbles at your party
be sure to have a bloke in a top hat sat in the corner.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:20, archived)
# watercolours annoy me
I have real problems using them. I like gouache...

Tis nice, I like the bleakness of the blue.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:47, archived)
# That because I have no black in my new set.
Preferably, I like using acrylics, but oils look nicer once finsihed despite the difficulty with working with them. Watercolours are hard because you never know how saturated the brush is.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:54, archived)
# Oh, and I like using coloured pencil on black
Always looks good, imo.

No black? wtf? In a NEW set?

Time for a war.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:55, archived)
# My art tutor
never lets us use black for colour work. Cos shadows are "purple" and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Same.
I try and use as mich black as I can to wind the art nazis up.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:04, archived)
# How's all that
art college stuff going for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:19, archived)
# I've only just started higher (a level) art
but that's where I'm aiming for, all going well.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Aim higher!
You're pissing all over my shoes.

Art school is teh something good. Last week my mates had a gallery opening. Free wine is good. Oh and their art was okay.

I have three blank canvases staring at me. They need to be filled with textural things.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:27, archived)
# art school is where im aiming for
thats my bad grammar at work
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:32, archived)
# sometimes they're black
tell your teacher they're being faggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:05, archived)
# That sounds rude
Also she's a woman and right
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Women can be faggy
I just like insulting art teachers. Mine have always been complete arses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:30, archived)
# That's a shame
all of mine have been "coooky" but cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)
# I'm with Cpt. Wow on this one.
Every art teacher I've come across, with exception to one has been self-important and pretentious.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Wait I didn't count
my 1st year hight school art teacher, she was am idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 13:01, archived)
# shadows are purple?
um, yeah for single emo lighting ambience I imagine they are

sounds like someone's living on a cliquehorse or something

ah well, I'm not an arty type so I wouldn't know, if they want purple? give them all the god damn magenta they can swallow! :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:29, archived)
# When I say purple
I mean not black. Unless it's DEAD DARK LIKE look about you and notice that shadows are darker shades of what they are cast on.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:32, archived)
# no wai!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 13:22, archived)
# That's very
gouache of you.. my gouache is laguishng in a box somewhere... however my acrylics and mapping pen are about to get a beating... stupid art. Humph
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:02, archived)
# *waggles two different coloured highlighters*
fine art is on it's way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:16, archived)
# Now that's art
!
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:18, archived)
# B3ta needs a fine art draw-off.
Like the comic draw-off, except with detailed art.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Sounds like a good idea.
Except... there's not that many peeps on here who would qualify. Most ppls idea of fine art is a 1px brush on a CDC.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Actually that was a joke
There's a lot of great peeps on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Haha
I hope that sweater is more true to life though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:33, archived)
# I wish I had a sweater with pies written on it
it would be great

and if it had some kind of front pocket it in, I could store pies there for later use
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:36, archived)
# excellent thinking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:46, archived)
# I should set up the discomeats fashion label
with all my great tshirt slogans and occasional pie pocketted garments

I could make a million :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:53, archived)
# Haha
I occasionally print shirts with cool stuff on them. My experience is that is usually costs money.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)
# how much money?
On average? I have so many ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)
# the only danger if you come up with something virally popular
is that some twunt will go off and print a shitload of them and sell them at the local market
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:00, archived)
# hmm
I'd say about 15 euros for a high quality shirt with a high quality one-colour print, that lasts for years.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:00, archived)
# That's not bad
I'd pay more than that for a band top.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 12:02, archived)
# I'm getting a t shirt printed on pay day
With

'My name is Inigo Montoya
You killed my father
Prepare to die'

written on it.

I love the Princess Diaries.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:50, archived)
# yay
:D

that will cause people to stare at your breats and read the message written thereupon

yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:54, archived)
# :D
The wife's getting me a t shirt with 'Big dinners now' printed on it, because it's all I want in life.

Love dinner, it's my favourite meal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:57, archived)
# indeed
it's one of the major food groups

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 11:58, archived)