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[challenge entry] Life is a dangerous place

From the The Nanny State challenge. See all 368 entries (closed)

(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 13:23, archived)
# ahh
whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger

until the toxicity builds up to the point where it causes you to drop dead.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 13:25, archived)
# i ahvent eaten yet today :(.
i need some shreddies
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 13:26, archived)
# how does one specifically need shreddies?
Would some kind of "little man" substitute from lidl do instead?
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 13:27, archived)
# i dotn know what u mean
but im hungrey and there are shreddies in the cupboard. im not inventive enoguh to cook anything, so they dont have a very long lif expectancy
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 13:29, archived)
# those poor innocent shreddies
the babies of shredded wheat, herded into boxes and drowned in milk

poor things never stood a chance
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 13:30, archived)
# exactly
keep britain farming :)
shreddies
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 13:38, archived)
# *shudders*
I found bread like that in my cupboard once... I'd been home and when I came back to uni three weeks later, my bread had a million green eyes.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 15:55, archived)
# that wouldn't kill you
and it would cure your pneumonia. Enjoy
(, Sun 13 Aug 2006, 0:19, archived)