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# Close, but no cylindrical smoking thing
unlucky
(, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 18:03, archived)
# trust me, there are plenty of cylindrical smoking things.
(, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 18:04, archived)
# really?
Name twelvety hundred of them, go on.
(, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 18:06, archived)
# twelvety hundred=plenty
FACT
(, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 18:09, archived)
# well love and hate for starters.
sex, milhous, fronty, masky, bitey, betelgeuse, beelzebub, triumph, siam, burma, phobos and deimos, castor, cosmo, cerberus, charon, !, kang, kodos, bort, syd, chris, jupe, gimme some more.
(, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 18:11, archived)
# with the cars and the big crib...
GIMMIE SOME MORE!
everybody sprea...

oh,

hang on.
(, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 18:14, archived)
# i was naming my dreadlocks.
fuck knows what you're talking about.
(, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 18:16, archived)
# Are they really names of your dreads?
That's some great names there.
(, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 18:22, archived)
# gracias.
i don't even know how many i have.
i must have them counted and labeled accordingly.
(, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 18:24, archived)
# let's see if i can explain them all.
love hate and sex are just good names for 3 things. milhous was the name of the first one when i had long hair and only one dreadlock and didn't know if i was getting any more. it's nixon's middle name. fronty is the one in the front. masky is a suggested name for a pet raccoon. i call the big one bitey. betelgeuse betelgeuse betelgeuse. beelzebub just goes without saying. triumph the insult comic dog. my friend made a single dreadlock split into two, like siamese twins, named them siam and burma since they're the same place. phobos and deimos are mars's moons. (also the sons of mars in mythology) phobos means ph34r and deimos, conveniently, means dread. castor is the 23rd brightest star in the sky (23 is my lucky number). cosmo kramer. my friend also made 3 adjacent dreads and braided them together, i named them after the 3 headed helldog cerberus. charon is pluto's moon and the skeletal boat pilot of the river styx. exclamation point. kang and kodos are good names. as is bort. syd is named after syd barrett. chris is named after chris teagues, a weed reference. and jupe is some crazy person who works at my work.
(, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 18:32, archived)
# cool
i feel enlightened
(, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 18:57, archived)
# hahaha.
(, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 19:07, archived)
# I think you'll find ! is more bulbous
but I wouldn't have got bort...

I would also have accepted smeeeeeeeeee, ogle, tikkitutu and Jeff*10^8 (although it could be argued thats toroid in n dimensional space)
(, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 18:15, archived)