Once there was this kid was afraid of a taxi drivers and collected spoons... or something
and he lurched on the church floor... I think
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Wed 16 Aug 2006, 7:53,
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"Once there once was a boy
who was very happy, most of the time.
There were only two things in his life that were missing, but he didn't know what they were.."
(The Boy Who Ate Lasagne and Could Jump Over a Church, pt. 1)
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Wed 16 Aug 2006, 7:54,
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There were only two things in his life that were missing, but he didn't know what they were.."
(The Boy Who Ate Lasagne and Could Jump Over a Church, pt. 1)
I've done number one of that (aint done the church bit)
I'm half that boy.
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Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:00,
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Once there was this boy who got in to a hospital and ate all the cotton wool oh and when
they finally found him he stopped, and hurled all over the M4. He couldn't 'quite escape from the evil dragon trogdor... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
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Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:14,
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ONE TIME MY HAND GOT STUCK IN THE COOKIE JAR AND I COULD GET IT OUT SO I HAD TO BREAK THE COOKIE JAR
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Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:20,
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ANOTHER TIME I WAS SKATING AND I TRPPED AND I SRAPPED MY KNEE AND IT TOTALLY HURT
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THEN ONE DAY I WENT TO SOMEONES HOUSE I ASKED TO BORRWOW A CUP OF SUGAR BUT THE DIDNT HAVE ANY
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THEN ONE DAY I WAS TALKING TO MY UNCLE AND HE SAID THAT BLACKS WHERE INFIOR AND I SAID THAT THE WERNT
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Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:25,
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THEN ONE DAY I WENT TO SOMEONES HOUSE I ASKED TO BORRWOW A CUP OF SUGAR BUT THE DIDNT HAVE ANY
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THEN ONE DAY I WAS TALKING TO MY UNCLE AND HE SAID THAT BLACKS WHERE INFIOR AND I SAID THAT THE WERNT
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