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(Hmmm, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 7:05, archived)
# puts on 'Gay Ant Sex Party Vol II' DVD
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 7:13, archived)
# ANTS ARE GAY
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 7:19, archived)
# It's hog-stacking time.
 
hoooo, boy!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 7:28, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 7:31, archived)
# I'm writing a script (For the first time) for Sheen Trek, who should be the Uharah charecter?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:07, archived)
# Condoleezza Rice?
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:12, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:12, archived)
# Actually I thought of her for Uvula, too.
 
(since the real true facts must be told)

so far the original cast of Sheen Trek (TOS) would be:

Charlie Sheen - Captain Sheen
Hugh Laurie - Science Officer House
Don Johnson - Medical Officer "Boner" McNulty
Mr T - Chief Engineer "Scotty" Baracus
Martin Short - Lieutenant Uvula

..who've I missed out?

oh yeah - and featuring Joe Stalin as Chekhov.

Who's our Sulu? Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan?


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:28, archived)
# Please tell me that Busey is in there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:28, archived)
# KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:29, archived)
# No Anti-Sheen is Kahn, Busey is mirror universe Sheen.
Also I'm totally using these for the script now.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:38, archived)
# I thought he was Bizarro Anti Sheen...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:39, archived)
# You know, because in the Bizarro universe Anti Sheen would be the good guy...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:42, archived)
# Yeah bu tthe Mirror universe is biffernt then then the Bizzaro universe or anti-universe or Earth 2.
I explain tommarow.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:47, archived)
# I've already got so much to catch up on...
I saw a new stalin show the other day but couldn't watch it.

Now your catwoman won't tell me where it is no matter how hard I punch the keys.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:50, archived)
# Ahhh..
 
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:39, archived)
# Grown-up Eddie Munster should be Sulu.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:47, archived)
# *nods sagely*
 
edit: FUCK YEAH.

www.butch-patrick.com/albums/album_image/1603164/432027.htm
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:48, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:56, archived)
# Martin Short.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:14, archived)
# Maybe, but he'll have to be dressed like a woman, as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:14, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:20, archived)
# ..and blackface.
 
OH YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:28, archived)
# your right y'know!
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 7:29, archived)
# aaaaahhhahhhahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 7:35, archived)
# leafcutters are the worst
right bitchy little drama queens!
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 7:37, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 7:36, archived)
# Hahaha
good, good
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:04, archived)
# Oh man, If i was an ant I would be all over that fine peice of tail.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:08, archived)
# ANT IS GAY?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:45, archived)
# G.A.S.P.!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 7:24, archived)
# Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 7:14, archived)
# Hmmm
Hmmm
(Hmmm, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 7:19, archived)
# Hmmm, Hmmm - hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 7:23, archived)
# I like that song....
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 7:45, archived)
# i forget the name of it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 7:51, archived)
# "Gay Ants Stole My Bike"?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 7:52, archived)
# This is unrelated but it made me laugh.
 
"Them Taters Done Knocked Me What For"
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 7:55, archived)
# hahahah.....great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:16, archived)
# Uncyclopedia rocks
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:23, archived)
# BIKE, GAY ANDS STOLE MY BIKE, GAY ANTS STOLE MY BIKE
niggastolemybike.ytmnsfw.com/
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:26, archived)
# it was by The Gay Crash Test Dummies
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 7:53, archived)
# Hah!
 
Crash Test Dummies?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 7:52, archived)
# Once there was this kid was afraid of a taxi drivers and collected spoons... or something
and he lurched on the church floor... I think
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 7:53, archived)
# "Once there once was a boy
who was very happy, most of the time.
There were only two things in his life that were missing, but he didn't know what they were.."

(The Boy Who Ate Lasagne and Could Jump Over a Church, pt. 1)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 7:54, archived)
# I've done number one of that (aint done the church bit)
I'm half that boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:00, archived)
# The song is litarilty called "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:14, archived)
# Once there was this boy who got in to a hospital and ate all the cotton wool oh and when
they finally found him he stopped, and hurled all over the M4. He couldn't 'quite escape from the evil dragon trogdor... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:14, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that isn't how it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:17, archived)
# Well that's how it goes in my head
and it's a good song too
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:17, archived)
# Sing it and post it on the links board.
Please.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:19, archived)
# ONE TIME MY HAND GOT STUCK IN THE COOKIE JAR AND I COULD GET IT OUT SO I HAD TO BREAK THE COOKIE JAR
MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:20, archived)
# ANOTHER TIME I WAS SKATING AND I TRPPED AND I SRAPPED MY KNEE AND IT TOTALLY HURT
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
THEN ONE DAY I WENT TO SOMEONES HOUSE I ASKED TO BORRWOW A CUP OF SUGAR BUT THE DIDNT HAVE ANY
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
THEN ONE DAY I WAS TALKING TO MY UNCLE AND HE SAID THAT BLACKS WHERE INFIOR AND I SAID THAT THE WERNT
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:25, archived)
# Poetry!
*Gives music awards*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:26, archived)
# I'll sing it tommarow.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:27, archived)
# I think I just choked on my tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:29, archived)
# MMMMMMMM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqEFb7DrQIA
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:43, archived)
# MMMMMMMMMMMMM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR9B5vcO02o
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:43, archived)
# I can't believe you put "Hasslehoff" and "paedo" in the same sentence
Tis too early for that.

'ning all btw
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 7:59, archived)
# 'ning!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:00, archived)
# "Ultimo Ice-Cweam Hoff Rangers hoooooo!"
On Channel 5 saturday mornings.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:00, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:23, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:28, archived)
# Re-post, re-post, re-post
Re-post tha house.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 8:30, archived)