not quite as extremebut i spanked a pigeon once.
5am, and driving home from my mates house, daylight just breaking, and the early birds are picking at the roadkill as i come hurtling along the road.
the crows decide to fly away sideways, but the lone pigeon decided to outrun me, despite my 50mph speed.
bird gains altitude, but not fast enough. my windscreen wallops his rectum.
i never laughed so hard in my life
(5am, and driving home from my mates house, daylight just breaking, and the early birds are picking at the roadkill as i come hurtling along the road.
the crows decide to fly away sideways, but the lone pigeon decided to outrun me, despite my 50mph speed.
bird gains altitude, but not fast enough. my windscreen wallops his rectum.
i never laughed so hard in my life
lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002,
Mon 21 Aug 2006, 22:09,
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Almost the same thinghappened to me on the way down to a campsite in France-land. On the autoroute doing about 95, stupid pidgeon decides to pull out of the hard-shoulder into the lane I'm bombing along. He left a 'mark' on the windscreen too, the dirty french blighter.
Happy b3taday too btw :o)
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Mon 21 Aug 2006, 22:18,
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Happy b3taday too btw :o)
thankfully the winged rat cause no damage or stainsbut he created quite a delightful plume of feathers, along with a rhythmic banging noise along my roof
( lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002,
Mon 21 Aug 2006, 22:21,
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