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i like it

lager with the occasional salt-tequila-lemon headfuck and every so often a skullfull of vodka sans anything. i throw up quite a lot.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:45, archived)

Lagers got an odd taste to me.

Spirits and Cider for me.

It'd be much simpler of course if I just drank everything.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:47, archived)

that is exactly

my problem, and the constantly having to explain that it is possible to not like lager..grrr

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:50, archived)

Which gets harder as the night goes on ;)

A> Ok i'm getting the round in - 8 Lagers right?

Me> No, can I get a Cider.

A> Urrrrrrr. Lager?

Me> N...ok yeah a Lager.

A> Right.. 8 Lagers...

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:54, archived)

you have frinds who buy rounds?

ah, how great it must be to actually have money.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:00, archived)

Okay i exaggerated

I don't have 7 friends.

It's just me and the cat normally.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:13, archived)

fair enough

i don't even have a cat.

everything i do ends in sadness.
i am determined for this to be the next big catchphrase.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:16, archived)

I think Johnny Vegas is doing a good job with it.

He's great, he coined it on Never Mind The Buzzcocks I think.

Gotta catch him Live somewhere.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:22, archived)

shit.

thought i was being clever. i musta just nicked it.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:26, archived)

I shouldn't laugh

but the irony of it all is just too much.

Even the statement that everything you do ends in sadness, ends in sadness.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:32, archived)

oh god

if i had a gun, i'd end it all now.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:36, archived)

Count these, there's a few on this page now and go to sleep.

It'll all be different in the morning :)

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:42, archived)