Ohh, sorryI'm half paying attention to this spreadsheet that's just decided to fuck up.
Go on then.
(Go on then.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 24 Aug 2006, 12:10,
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A bass player goes to bass guitar school......and in the first week he learns "dum-dum-dum-dum-dum".
Second week, he learns "dum-de-dum-de-dum-de-dum-de-dum".
Then he disappears. 18 months later the teacher sees him in the pub and says "Are you okay? You haven't been to the lessons!"
And he replies "No, sorry - I've been on tour"
Badum TISH!
Thangyou, thangyou, I'm here all week. Don't forget to buy a raffle ticket!
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Thu 24 Aug 2006, 12:13,
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Second week, he learns "dum-de-dum-de-dum-de-dum-de-dum".
Then he disappears. 18 months later the teacher sees him in the pub and says "Are you okay? You haven't been to the lessons!"
And he replies "No, sorry - I've been on tour"
Badum TISH!
Thangyou, thangyou, I'm here all week. Don't forget to buy a raffle ticket!