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# ha
smooooooooth

I read a letter in the Birmingham Sunday Mercury which basically declared that George Michael was to blame for the poor condition and subsequent closure of all public toilets
(, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 9:43, archived)
# makes sense to me
nice moves Mr/Mrs/Miss/Revd/Sir/Prof/Lady/Lord Salad
(, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 9:45, archived)
# This makes perfect sense.
Anyone who's listened to his music cant fail to be moved by such influential lyrics as "go to the shitter and do a shit in the sink" and his 2003 hit "headbutting the condom machine in".
(, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 9:48, archived)
# and let's not forget
'felch me up before the flush stops'
and 'cistern lid gripper'
(, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 9:54, archived)
# publis toilet drinks are freeeeeeeeeeee
grime and scum~shine
there's enough for everyone
(, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 9:57, archived)
# *formulates rim block gag*
*fails*
(, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 10:01, archived)