ooh ooh oohhow about, phoning your ex up (after you dumped them) at 2 in the morning, and on being told that your ex has her new boyfriend with her, proceeding nonetheless to tell her for 3 hours straight that you can't live without her. Including trembly voice and threats of violence.
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Dr Phil Kitten,
Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:47,
archived)
there's experience thereisnt there...
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the triple legendary unicorn,
Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:49,
archived)