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# you are quite simply
a wonderful person who has gladdened the heart of a poor little orphan child, your life will be filled with nice big greasy things and your children will have lovely red hair
thank you from the bottom of by ankles
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:02, archived)
# I've just finished the first four Harry Potter books.
What a load of shite. As if a ginge is going to have two mates. (c)Viz
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:05, archived)
# i used to be ginger
now i aint
now i have lots of freinds
(Alpen, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:08, archived)
# sit on your dick for half an hour before masturbating
then it'll feel like you're wanking someone else (c) Viz
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:08, archived)
# Oh dear.
How do I explain to people why I'm giggling like a girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:15, archived)
# dunno guv
nothing to do with me!
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:20, archived)