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# Terry and June for the 21st century


'D'oh!'
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 3 Sep 2006, 23:57, archived)
# Stirs a memory
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:00, archived)
# right you are.
*accidentally re-invents the wheel*

sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:01, archived)
# Not at all
I think I nicked it myself off that telly programme where the fat chap looks at the camera all the time. And is deadpan and fat.

EDIT: Critically acclaimed it was. You know the one. With the fat bloke. No! Not him. The other one.
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:02, archived)
# They Think It's All Over?
sorry, you say Fat Bloke on TV looking at Camera and...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:04, archived)
# That
might be it.

There were many bathrooms in it. And beautiful women.

One of whom had a strapon.
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:05, archived)
# Through The Arsehole?
with Lloyd Grossman and Sir David Frost?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:48, archived)
# No. I said
The OTHER fat guy. He's really clever because he's deadpan enough to spend time thinking things up.

There was a flatmate.
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:50, archived)
# Paul Merton?
pAUL mERTON?
(MNNNNGGH, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 2:57, archived)
# Naah. The fat one.
He looks at the camera. Close up shots, front on, of his face & his flatmate, like they're looking into some strange/surprising box.

It was a bit like a sitcom. I think the fat one lusted after an attractive woman called Jules/Joolz/Joules. Might not recall correctly though.
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:13, archived)
# ahhhhhhhh
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:47, archived)
# pfffttt...
"open up and let me into your backdoor honey and prove your love..." Killdozer Song
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:06, archived)
# Song by a band called Carrie:

'She took me by surprise,
She took me from behind,
Passiveness turns her on, when she strapped on.
Molly makes love like a boy....'

Terribly catchy number that was out many years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:15, archived)
# out indeed
/prudes
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:16, archived)
# very intrigued...
how long ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 0:25, archived)